I read the beginning of an article this morning. It made me laugh. It was a great release. Then I read the rest, and it made me constipated.

I was going to steal the whole article, but I am stealing only the beginning. here you go:

One Thing You Can Do Every Morning to Be More Creative

• STEP 1: Fill up your cereal bowl about two-thirds of the way full (eyeballing it is okay)
• STEP 2: Pour your favorite milk (I choose almond milk—unsweetened vanilla) and fill until the cereal is peeking over the top of the bowl.
• STEP 3: Walk slowly toward your kitchen sink, one foot directly in front of the other. Go slow